I want to stop thinking about it. My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. She had a face more horrified than anyone in the room, like before when everyone looked at me last week like I murdered Bosnian children. They all agreed so we ejected him. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion). Maybe I should start playing something else instead. In emergency meetings people call you sus. I said it was because his name is Chad. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Refresh and try again. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnt find me. They say "the goal of Among Us is not to kill each other but to survive together" which makes absolutely no sense to me because when we play the game we end up killing each other anyway. At first, I thought that among us would be the same as mafia but with different rules. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. "Well, you're pale, and you work on the closest floor to the boss." Two buff men with pecs almost as big as hers and clothes so tight you could see their 12-pack abs through the shirt tackled me. I defended myself. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. If you want to succeed as a businessperson, you have to sell people on the idea that they will get something valuable in return. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! Channel. Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DingDingDING!" There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us. while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. About enjoying every moment. It's almost as bad as those people who give away their products for free. The yelling got louder. , What the Federal Reserve Is Really Scared About, By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. SUS. All rights reserved. Additionally, the video was reedited into rants about other viral memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. "How do you know I'm the murderer? "Why do you think it's him, Darrius?" Where! Any sus! I absolutely hate that it is everywhere. On February 23rd, 2021, YouTube[3] user Keaton21 reuploaded the TikTok to the platform, where it accumulated over 1.2 million views in one month. I naruto ran down the stairs to the bottom floor. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. Go to copypasta r/copypasta Posted by [deleted] stop posting about among us (100% accurate pasta) STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said "Omae wa mo shinderu." stop posting about baller Lyrics. We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. My friends on TikTok send me baller (bruh) (Oh my god) On Discord it's f*ckin' baller (baller . IT'S ALL AMONG US. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" They all looked up at me in confusion. At this point, everyone at my table was asking for me to leave, and their friend came back, who regularly sat in the chair I was sitting in. Chad stated. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? I hate Among Us The only way to survive in Among Us is to know everything My friends tell me that Among Us is great but i think they're wrong. "You are s u s ." I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY". My coworker Dave spoke up. Oh!" I didn't do anything sus, at least if murder, sexual harassment, and assault don't count as being sus. Angelica proclaimed. Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. It's nothing but a rip-off. Stop posting about BALLER. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m59mdw/trolling_my_whole_class_with_among_us_part_3/. and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. My girlfriend wears Among Us underwear. My friends on TikTok send me BALLER. Literally Media Ltd. Sorry! And that's impossible if you're dead. I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend . "Hmm.. Hes screaming. Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. We met through Discord. Latest Copypastas Popular Copypastas Search Copypastas ASCII Art Copypasta Builder Contribute Copypasta Contact or Feedback. I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" I yelled back." It is everywhere I hate it Among Us is a horrible game. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. Well one day the kids were watching among us songs on YT when autoplay changed it to the among us twerking video, 10 hour version to be exact, and ALL the kids tried twerking Im jealous of your hat Because it gets to be on you. Shit. Love,modsfamily . So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams. I said "WAIT! I think my child might be british. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA . Among Us should just die. I want to quit this stupid game right now. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. I stomped down the hallways trying to look for him but I couldnt find him. And did the hilarious grin from the meme. I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" Privacy, https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6931685084466646278, I'm going mental please stop posting among us, STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US Ace Attorney version, Stop Posting About Among Us Mario Edition. I yelled "Black is sus! Prev. Hey, are you a vent? I was in a server, right? It was a fake world where everyone pretended to be something they weren't. I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" "Get it? For more information, please see our I was naruto running around the office when Adam stopped me and said Why are you running? OH MY FUCK DID HE JUST SAY THE FUNNY UGANDAN MEME? https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. I-I've never seen it this wet before! Everyone is talking about it." And where is your parent? I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me. One time I saw an ad for Among Us while watching TV and I got really angry because I couldn't remember the last time I had seen an ad for anything good. Instead, you need to convince customers to pay for your stuff. Where!Where! WallStreetBets (105) Overwatch 97 copypastas. Single. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I just killed my boss. In five days, the video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes and more than 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Even impostors who fake tasks act uncanny and suspicious to a crewmate. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. It's from Among Us." "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. POSTING. Go to the bathroom at 3:33 am, then open youtube and play among us drip song then do the jerma sus face and repeat the word "sus" in front to the mirror for 666 times, if the ritual worked then a voice from your parents room will say "shut up", you will then hear a creature walk to the bathroom, at this point destroy the mirror before he enters In the bathroom if the ritual worked then the . I go to Mcdonalds to cheer myself up, but while browsing through my phone, I find that a nugget in the shape of AMOGUS sold for over $1000 dollars, Otherwise they'll just pirate it. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. But I can't. okay." But I did, and now look at me. "I think that we should get rid of Liam." I can't stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until it's as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us. It's so boring and complicated and I just can't stand it. For example, on March 23rd, 2021, YouTuber[8] Triple-Q made a meme about "Gangnam Style" that gained over 74,000 views in one week. In the USA, a McDonalds opens every 14.5 hours. Does CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?, I asked. This is probably because they wanted to get rich quick. Angelica said." My friends on reddit send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes. "Hmm, you might be right." By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. , I was dashing around the office. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. She screamed "SECURITY!" I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. Weebs (113) WallStreetBets 105 copypastas. , My SUSSY POWERS ARE AWAKENING So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m5pof0/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_2/, When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me. I caused a traffic jam.I went back into the elevator and went to floor 5. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor. He then entered the elevator and left. Sorry! "Hmm.. Cookie Notice For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" That is very much. I quickly realized that it wasn't real life. Anime. Refresh and try again. !. and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). "We can't let him get away!" "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. Refresh and try again. However, he had his head buried into his lap. You will never be a crewmate. I already saw Chad running towards me but it was already closed when he got to the elevator. Any sus! Where! I spit on Adam and I pulled down my pants and pissed on him. It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. On February 26th, biggayrapper acknowledged the spread of his rant as a meme in a tweet.[2]. So I said Youre sus. I ran down the hall in the naruto run, you know the funny naruto run from anime? by anonymous. I'm tired of seeing it. Woah, you could be lying! Click here to contribute. I showed my super scuffle art to my girlfriend (nigga you ain't got no damn girlfriend stop the CAP) I said his name when . Me three!" Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. HAHA! Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic. Angelica proclaimed. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! So I said Son, what the fuck nugget wholesome keanu reeves are you doing here? He closed the elevator door and I think he went to the first floor. I can't have shit in life without Among Us, it is ruining my life. Stop Posting About Among Us is originally recorded by biggayrapper on February 21, 2021 that talked about an overabundance of Among Us memes. I said as I watched him fall out. I hate it Fuck you Innersloth, Fuck you Among Us. In late 2022, the "Stop Posting About Baller" copypasta then trended online after the Roblox character Baller went viral. and our I hate Among Us. Among Us. How pathetic is that? I fucking looked at a trashcan I said "THATS A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis, I think of the astronauts helmet, and i go "PENIS?! Another coworker said "Well, I did see him running towards the stairs/elevator. All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S SUS!!! So I took off my pants and shoved them on my his head. Angelica replies. I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the "When the imposter is sus" meme) and I said "When the impoter is sus". 0:00 / 0:15 stop posting about among us copypasta saulo 21 subscribers Subscribe 30 1K views 1 year ago STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! That was so disrespectful and SUS of her! I randomly yelled out. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! To my surprise, no one laughed. The only problem I have with the Among Us people is that they keep making a new thread about getting Among Us on to Hypixel. I hate Among Us. HAHA! Hey are you busy later? On February 21st, 2021, following the viral popularity of ironic Among Us memes such as When the Imposter Is Sus, Amogus and Things That Look Like Among Us, TikTok[1] user biggayrapper recorded a rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes (shown below). HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said "When the Pepsi is sus!" Why would anyone ever want to play something worse than Mafia? The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks. Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? I was screaming, "SUS! STOP POSTING ABOUT "Did you know", I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! nowor wewill piss and shitourselvesand big daddy china wont give usmoney for our censorship. Oh really, what were you doing?" IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! I hate it I hate it I hate Among Us. So I told the kid to go to hell and proceeded to wreck his shit in Fortnite and teabagged him. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I I showed this subreddit to my friend , the picture of loona i showed it to him and said Haha comprehensive_ice loves loona hahahahahahahaha. , Because Ive got a big bone sticking out now, We are not the same STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! Although they were big, (not as big as my magnum mega-cock, you know like the size of Danny Devito's?) WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference). Me too!" He quickly hopped to his defense. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! For more information, please see our I trolled EVERYONE. I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! I show my champion underwea. I hate it. I didn't even know what that meant until later when I heard them mention that it was some sort of social deduction game. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! You're Tik-Tokers trying to invade Reddit!" You need to vent. We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison. I'm tired of seeing them! 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